Who the hell is Terry? This is a super-pervy episode, and no one is sorry about it. Cats are self-possessed! Trash for your cats! It’s the season finale, baby (which doesn’t really mean anything; it’s just the last episode of szn one). From edging to disemboweling, Kate and Eggs talk about what kind of player your cat might be (and what their kinks are).

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Please be advised: This podcast contains vulgar language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all audiences.

Hellcats Podcast, while well-researched, does not substitute professional veterinary care. We offer natural and holistic solutions, but this content is not intended to treat or diagnose behavioral, nutritional, or medical issues. We’re supposed to tell you to consult your vet.

Is your cat a picky eater? It’s probably your fault! Just kidding (or maybe not). Cats don’t graze! Save the deep dish for pizza! Kate and Eggs get into reasons why your cat is “finicky.” Spoiler alert - it’s not because they’re “spoiled!”

Kibble Shape Study: https://afbinternational.com/wp-content/uploads/downloads/101/kibble_shape_and_its_effect_on_feline_palatability.pdf

Food Preference Study:https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6616589/

Got a sensitive gag reflex? Keep that thing in check, baby. Today’s episode is GROSS (but oh so important) as we discuss vomit. We’re talking about balls (of the hair variety), mucosal linings, intestinal blockages, and how your cat’s puke is like a mood ring!

Seriously - don’t eat while enjoying this episode. Even Kate - who can stuff her face while watching medical shows and gory movies - had to hit pause. Parasites and foreign bodies and IBD, oh my!

Conversion, software version 7.0! There’s tons of shit in your house that will kill your cat. Eggs and Kate discuss wobbly boys, twisted stomachs, Fireball cats, essential oils, and more. Pica?! I hardly know her!

RESOURCES:

→ Call the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center at (888) 426-4435.

→ https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/cats-plant-list

How often do you switch up your cat’s food? Eggs and Kate discuss wet to wet, the 3% rule, and the importance of feeding a varied diet. How many times can Kate say "but yeah" in a single episode? In what way is Eggs like a snake?? If you’ve switched your cat’s diet and holy moly “I’m never doing that again” - this ep is for you.

Kate and Eggs discuss privilege, Dead Pets Society, and share some tips/hacks for saving money on your cat’s diet.

Is your cat constantly leaving food at the bottom of the bowl? What do whiskers and clits have in common? Are cats actually aliens??

Eggs and Kate discuss garbage can food, rancid fat, and forever friends.

Why is your cat peeing outside of the litter box? Is it a behavioral or medical issue? How many litter boxes is “enough” for a multi-cat household? Is there a bully living in your home?!

Welcome to Hellcats Podcast! Kate and Eggs discuss why they’re here and what makes them qualified to be handing out advice on the Internet.